FHM # 68, June 2006

FEATURES 74 Laboratory KARI BYRON The MythBusters beauty teaches the kind of science you never learned in school. 80 Commencement Address ISAAC'S WISDOM A graduation-day speech about women, Pat Morita and the "Gopher Situation." 84 Girl on Film STEFANI MORGAN Vivid's new star is dating Tommy Lee and revealing other high-profile conquests. 90 Gristle FRANKENMEAT Dine on a beast built from the bits that chumps are forced to eat on Fear Factor. 92 Racing BORN TO RIDE From making weight to getting trampled by horses, life's tough for America's top jockey. 100 Boiling Point MIAMI HEAT DANCERS The NBA's sexiest dance squad raises temperatures both on and off the court. 106 Breakout ESCAPE ARTISTS Relive the most ingenious and daring prison breaks of all time. 112 Cover Girl JENNY McCARTHY Fairy-tale fantasies come true as Jenny reenacts classic bedtime stories. 122 Q&A THE POLYGAMIST Find out what it's like having sex with three wives and fathering 34 kids. IN EVERY ISSUE 16 WTF! A contest winner becomes the next pulp-fiction star, a reader goes wild at a midget bar, best girlfriends reveal each other's secrets, and a hottie shames her brother. Plus, Who the Hell Are You? and the world's funniest jokes! HOMBRE 26 Wheels - Two beauties scrub down the new Pontiac Solstice GXP. 30 Ink - Get Vida Guerra on your chest-in tattoo form, at least. 32 Home - Interior-decorating tips from the world's evilest dictators. 34 Sex - Jenny McCarthy's debut column will get you sex with strangers. 36 Style - Soccer gear isn't just for fanatical foreigners anymore. 40 Sport - We dissect the decks of three pro skating greats. 44 Gadgets - The beach? Overrated. Get the best in home- theater gear. 48 Food - learn which part of the cow that slab of beef came from. 52 Scanner In our summer preview, Superman suits up, the Deadwood cast gets vulgar and Flea mulls taking the sock out of retirement. 124 Fashion And in this corner: the heavyweight champions of style. Plus, cover your ass with the season's best jeans. 140 Ladies Confidential Two Hometown Honeys face off, three ladies share pickup secrets, and Beth and Isaac tell you how to keep getting bjs.