Maxim # 148 - April 2010

FEATURES 46 ALICE EVE The She's Out of Your League star is the next Brit bombshell set to explode on Hollywood. BY PATRICK CARONE 52 The Worst Ideas in History From errors of biblical proportions to Balloon Boy, presenting the stupidest moves of all time. 54 Maxim's 2010 Baseball Preview An All-Maxim team for a new decade, your fantasy cheat sheet, and a day in the life of Mr. Met! 60 Ke$ha Check out the new pop princess' sexiest after-party ever. BY PATRICK CARONE 66 Icon: Michael Douglas Wall Street's Gordon "Greed Is Good" Gekko returns for a sequel—giant cell phone included. BY BREKKE FLETCHER 68 The Surreal Life of Tim & Eric Adult Swim's twisted geniuses are taking TV to some very weird places. BY JOSH EELLS 74 The Dirty Truth Thanks to our rigorous polling of nearly 4,000 women, the 2010 Maxim Sex Survey results are finally here! 82 All-American Outlaw Cops say he's stolen cars, speedboats, and even planes. How 18-year-old Colton Harris-Moore became the most wanted teen outlaw in America. BY MARK EBNER DEPARTMENTS 12 Letters A Maxim editor enters the Gatorade Performance Challenge with Giants QB Eli Manning, and Amanda Bynes receives serious reader respect. 14 Circus Maximus Take an underwater flight. Plus, how to heckle Tiger Woods when he returns to the links, giving the space program props, and tasting small-batch hooch! 29 Rated Kick-Ass director Matthew Vaughn kicks ass, Starz' Party Down caters to our every need, and Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston cooks up a real treat! 34 MOST WANTED FlashForward and Mad Men showstopper Peyton List dishes on starring in not one but two of TV's best shows. 39 Stuff Ducatis, Harleys, and Hondas—oh, my! It's our badass breakdown of the meanest machines on the road. Then get wet with waterproof tech and go all-in with Tito Ortiz and his poker passion. 88 Style Don't be a sartorial sucker! Spring into this season's 11 must-have fashion essentials before it's too late. 100 Twenty-Four Hours to Live Will Forte, star of this month's MacGruber, has a few final wishes for his last day on Earth.