Maxim # 154 - October 2010

FEATURES 64 Anna Kournikova The reason God invented tennis is back, in Maxim 3-D. By David Swanson 72 Welcome to the Brawl House Knuckle up behind the scenes of Spike TV's Ultimate Fighter. BY DAVY ROTHBART 78 Beauty of the Beats Sexy R&B queen Clara is music to our ears (and eyes). BY MIKE DAWSON 82 The Future of the Tube A scary look into what's coming down the TV pike. BY MICHAEL BRUMM 84 Icon: Jimmy Kimmel The funniest man in late night opens up on getting beat up as a child (he totally deserved it). BY DAN BOVA 86 Get Pucked Up! Twenty teeth-rattling reasons why the NHL kicks ass. 90 Future Fantasy If you guessed that Caprica's Alessandra Torresani spends weekends on her roof in pasties, you would be right! BY MIKE DAWSON 92 Bull's-Eyes and Beers For $220 a day in Arizona, you too can become a certified sniper. BY STINSON CARTER DEPARTMENTS 12 Letters We get twisted with Dee Snider, and readers get bitchin' about the biggest bitches in sports. 14 Circus Maximus Sports "decisions" even more brutal than LeBron's, forbidden Iranian hairdos, and The World Champion teaches you how to eff up Big Foot. 35 Rated Hell, yes. Halo is back! Plus, our fearless fall TV preview and fact-checking the Facebook flick. 47 Stuff October's toughest toys: trailgating gear, a Lego motorcycle, and one seriously sexy leaf blower. 62 Fantasy Island Get her on board with your craziest desires (the ones not involving small woodland creatures). 98 Style The best of fall fashion, starring TV's most stylish dudes, including handsome bastards from House M.D., Parks and Recreation, and Community. 116 24 Hours to Live Ever wonder what funnyman Craig Robinson's final performance would be? Well, there's ball licking involved.