Mayfair Vol. 32 # 4

WHERE IT'S AT 4 Mayfair Male Play golf with our knackers and call us Hermione — some more of your lascivious letters! What's on the agenda this month? Well, SEX does feature quite prominently... 12 Celebrity Sizzlers Allow us to invite you to a private viewing of some of the finest pairs of tits on Earth. Molly Ringwald, Elle Macpherson, Holly Hunter, Joanna Lumley and Marina Sirtis! 14 24 Hours From Ulcers Become the undisputed king of bar room bores by going on a day-long drinking spree with the help of our handy rubric of intoxication. Get those liver salts ready! 22 Canoe Dig II? One of the oldest forms of transport in the world can also be one of the most exciting sports. Stick your oar in and there'll be white stuff spraying before you know it! 24 Put On The Red Light! Not that we're implying that porn starlet Roxanne Hall is a woman of easy virtue or anything! Which is a shame, 'cos when we tried it on, she was having none of it! 32 A-Z Of The SAS They're big, they're brawny and if you get in their way, they'll blow you to buggery. You'll be glad to find out that your taxes pay for them to drive round in dune buggies, too. 42 Scene From Mayfair 'Quite simply the best entertainment pages available in any men's magazine'. That's the official verdict of our respected Sub-Ed, and he should know, 'cos he wrote most of it! 54 Object Of Desire Is it a bird? No. Is it a plane? Damn, you got it right in only two guesses! Powerful as a large hairdryer, spacious as a seagull's back passage, this is a very small aircraft indeed. 62 In Glorious Pornocolour We give you the definitive rundown on the top ten sex movies of all time, so you too can pretend you've seen each one of them a dozen times and even know the plots! 70 Quest One's a wank, two's straight sex, but when the bod-o-meter rises above three, you're in the realms of an orgy. Some of our most accomodating female readers tell all! 98 Next Month What's coming soon? Everyone, hopefully. But in the meantime, this'll keep you busy... PICTORIALS 5 KIANNA 15 CLAIRE CASS 25 PAT 35 KAREN WHITE 47 POSTER POSERS! DIANA VON LAAR & JADE 55 JENNA 64 KOBE 74 MARCI