Mayfair Vol. 33 # 2

WHERE IT'S AT 4 Mayfair Male The question people ask us most of all is, 'Are the letters genuine?' Look, some of these scribblings are so fucking mental there's no way we could invent them! And truth is always weirder than fiction, folks. 12 Extreme Sports There's nothing quite like taking in the sea air. Especially when you're motoring along at 130mph in an awesome powerboat with the threat of death looming over every wave! 14 Rule Brittanya! After a session in bed, holding each other's genitals and swallowing each other's juice, most people like a nice kip. Not Brittanya Andrews, though. She loves to yak and yak. 22 The Pain In Spain Cruelty to animals? No, that just isn't right. Cruelty to humans? Fucking bring it on! And what better way to celebrate our loathing for all mankind than by seeing loads of idiots getting gored by bulls? 32 Object Of Desire And to think the BMX was once considered to be the best bike you could get your hands on. This here is the gritty Volvo computer bike — and a paperboy's wet dream! 40 Scene From Mayfair Come on then, everybody, all aboard the Mayfair Scene bus and we'll drive you around our heads. Hold on tight now, coz we're nearly there — destination News! 54 Celebrity Sizzlers Everybody loves a naked famous person. This month we ask the stars Rebecca De Mornay, Mira Sorvino and Kristen Scott Thomas to show us their tits, arses and hopefully their muffs. Fingers crossed, eh? 62 On The Pull You'd have to be a complete and utter twat to fail to pull at the Erotica exhibition, which is where we sent three lads on a mission to score. Yep, twats the lot of them. 90 Quest Picture the scene; you go to a friend's house, they crack out a board game and instead of going home feeling lonely, you end up having sex with loads of women! Well, that's what happened to our saucy Quest girls. 98 Next Month Holy fish-cocks! Another mag in the bag and we've already set to work looking at more exposed fannies in time for next issue. Want to see what we've got in store? PICTORIALS 5 Sabrina 15 Nicolette (aka Nikki Anderson) 25 Sammy 33 Natasha 45 Sealed With A Cass! 56 Gilla 63 Victoria 94 Veronica Zemanova