Mayfair Vol. 34 # 1

WHERE IT'S AT 4 Mayfair Male What better way to start 1999 than by drawing up a list of resolutions and sticking by them for the rest of your life. And here's a suggestion: "I must read the saucy letters in Mayfair Male every month without fail." 12 Extreme Sports Ain't life dull? The boring routines, the chores of work... what you need is to be released through a trapdoor into a net from a crane hundreds of feet in the air! Let's see you complain about a yawnsome life then! 20 Feet First! Some men like breasts, some like legs, but we're calling all fans of feet. If you get the horn from women's plates of meat, you'll be positively drooling at our special 'no shoes' fetish feature. Come, walk this way... 28 Another World Seamen gags ahoy! If you've got money to burn we have some advice for you — don't! Instead, buy a luxury apartment... on a ship! Yes, The World is the first five star floating block of flats, and an absolute dreamboat. 38 Scene From... It's a New Year (hurrah!) so we decided to relaunch Scene and make it hip and fresh. But that was while we were pissed and, when sober, we decided "Nah, let's keep it the same as before. It'll be much easier." 52 Celebrity Sizzlers! You can't get enough of our nude celebs, can you? Well quench your naked thirst with Chloe Sevigny, Jane Gurnett, Paula Hamilton and Angie Everhart, who are all here — without clothes! Poor things... 54 See Us On The Net If you're moved in the cock department by our classy Claire Cass 'Victorian Bath' shots, our mini Internet movie will have you reaching for the tissues. Here's how you can get a piece of Mayfair Internet action... 60 Arabian Sights Not so much a comic strip as a random selection of weird photos we put captions to, our monthly cartoon slot continues apace. If it doesn't make you laugh, just... erm... think of it as daft modern art or something. 90 Quest If you can't be bothered with all this 'chatting girls up' and `forming relationships' malarkey, why not cut to the chase and go straight for a shag? Your first stop should be dating agencies and personal ads, as four of our fiesty female readers saucily reveal... PICTORIALS 5 TAMARA NOON 13 Diana VON LAAR 21 SUSAN 31 VERONICA 43 POSTER POSER VENUS 61 SOPHIE & TINA 94 LOUISE