Men Only Vol. 42 # 12

6 THE FIONA FILE Fiona Richmond 10 THE ARREST OF EBENEEZER SCROOGE Francis Selwyn 15 PHILIPA Rupert Daines 24 JACQUELINE BISSET INTERVIEW Fred Robbins 30 NICOLA James Ballard 40 DING DONG MERRILY AND HIGH Rachel Cavendish 43 DAVIDA (Covergirl & Centerfold) Barry Vincent 52 FAIRIES, FREAKS AND TRAFFIC WARDENS Rod Carroll 57 INSIDE INFORMATION Sheila Rock 64 CHRISTMAS STUFFING Roger MacPhail 66 MASERATI MAGNIFICENCE Susanne Kent 69 DOROTHY Rupert Daines 76 BEDTIME WITH BERNARD Jeffrey Bernard 78 COMMUNICATION 81 STAR TURNS Rod Carroll/Eric Howard 87 RACHEL Ed Sonner EDITORIAL If we didn't have Christmas we'd probably need to invent it - a few wholesome days of sheer relaxation, fun and uninhibited indulgence to help us forget the astringencies of the rest of the year. This month we are helping you on your way to the right feeling with a heavyweight bundle of erotic and witty goodies for your delight. Pantoinuces will never be the same again when you have seen what humorist Rod Carroll has done to some cherished favourites and our favourite detective, Sergeant Verity, finds himself neck-deep in a highly dubious case involving Ebenezer Scrooge, no less. The end of the year is a time for looking back and taking stock. This is what our own Fiona Richmond is doing - reminding us of what is probably her most exciting year so far. Our other regular, Jeff Bernard, searches his mind for memories of a particularly devastating present he had one unforgettable Christmas. And for this issue we have collected the most glamorous bevy of beautiful girls yet, plus the bonus of a searching conversation with the girl who holds the unofficial title of Hollywood's Love Goddess - Jacqueline Bisset. So dip into this Christmas stocking, packed with luscious and shapely things - including the occasional toy which is strictly for fun - and have a happy one./Roger Baker.