Swank December 1979

7 DIFFERENT STROKES A Passel Of Erotic Postals For Your Reading Pleasure! 11 OFF THE RECORD: GEORGE CLINTON'S FUNK EMPIRE Review. By Mark Mehier 12 PERSONALITIES PLUS Shirley Maclaine, John Belushi, Barbra Streisand, Bob Dylan And Other Celebs Speak Out! By Robin Clasen 16 FEMALE FANTASIES A Slave To Pussy, Hayride Heaven, All In The Family! Edited By Gina Kirkendall 22 25 EROTIC WAYS TO ENJOY CHRISTMAS Some Really Different Ways To Stuff Her Turkey! Article By Greg Poulsen 27 JEFFI A Joy To Behold Who Wants To Be Held! Photography By Diana Hardy 34 RICHARD BROOKS The "Looking For Mr. Goodbar" Director Shatters Some Male Myths About Women In Bars! Interview By Bert Goodman 38 BOOBS! A Titillating History of Man's Favorite All-Night Sucker! Article By Irving Wexler 43 RENEE She'd Like To Direct Your Social Life ... Toward Her! Photography By Corey Brandon 48 SEX TRIVIA QUIZ Knowing These Tidbits Might Win You A Few Beers! Article By Jim Deane, Ph.D. 52 JOANNA She Was Like No Other Woman Before Her—Except, Perhaps, Eve! Fiction By Roberta Metz 55 THE SPIRITS OF CHRISTMAS Old Fashioned Thirst-Quenchers To Insure Piece On Earth! Article By Todd Granzow 58 THE BOOK AND THE BOTTLE How Jack Daniels, Jim Beam And Johnny Walker Helped Writers With Great Thirsts! Article By Franklin Thistle 61 'TWAS THE FIGHT, BEFORE CHRISTMAS But You Should See How They Made Up After! Photography By Jack Collis 81 HAVING A ZANY CHRISTMAS By Zinging It To Santa! Cartoons By Bob Zahn 84 FASHION FURS A Different Kind Of Beaver To Snuggle Up With! Photography By Al Kent 92 LYNETTE Her Nickname's "tinx" And For A Very Good Reason! Photography By RBK 103 DOING IT IN PLAYA BLANCA A Singles Vacation To Satisfy Your Wallet And Your Sex Drive! Article By John Wood 111 THE MANTS Seeker Makes Some Sense Out Of The Christmas Spirit! By Bob Aull 127 LAUGH LINES Jest For Your Funnybone! 128 SWANK STUFF A Potpourri Of Products To Lighten Your Lifestyle! 132 STEREO: SOUND WAVES Mini Components With Maximum Reproduction! By Bennett Evans