Swank # 35, July 2000

6 Bridgette School's out and she wants to party! 14 Letters Real XXX stories! 18 Mary Jane & Bobbi Two steamy brunettes 28 Topless! Stopless! Crotchless! How to Buy Your Babe Lingerie! 31 Becky Young and willing to please! 38 Quickies Sexy stories from around the world! 40 Ashley Lauren & Sean She's thirsty for his love! 50 CES Out-of-control pornstars put the "sin" in Sin City! 54 Treasure Aaaaargh! 'Tis a fine booty! 64 Dora She wants you to see her butt! 70 Tales Of The Unexplained: Celebrity curses in Hell-iwood 74 Barbi Flashing in the great outdoors! 82 Party Girl A young girl's erotic journey from Milan to...a whorehouse! 86 Nathalie (Centerfold) Examine her head to toe! 97 Swank's Prank Use these jokes to get chicks! 98 XXX Reviews The latest pussy performances! 102 Holli Woods Tats for tits! 104 Kathryn White cotton panties and a pretty pink blossom! 115 Abbey A sophisticate goes slutty! 117 Linda & Susan Two girls, four pairs of lips! 184 Next Month Look into the future of smut! Editorial Note Iis not a good idea to bring food onto an airplane. These three fuckers behind me must have brought some specially prepared broccoli and shit dish with them on the way home last week. Real nasty. Some couple brought a cheese wheel on board. A five hour fucking flight with a warm cheese wheel. Please, eat before you even get near the gate. If you have to cram something down your maw, make it a stick of chewing gum. Oh yeah, and don't write any crazy messages in the airplane bathroom either. After a relatively long wait, I get in there, there's garbage everywhere, it stinks like who knows what and someone had the indecency to write the word "twat" on the wall. What the fuck? That's just low class. Listen, and this is just for your benefit, the next time one of your friends tells you that a muffin, of any flavor, is slightly phallic, you tell them to go fuck themselves! There's no such thing as a "cock muffin," alright? You don't have to put up with that kind of nonsense. This month, we've saved the best for first, last and everything in between! That's right, check it out as Bridgette, Nathalie, and Abbey kick things off the right way! Becky, Linda and Susan keep your balls rolling as Treasure, Jane and Bobbi serve it up hot and smutty! And, just when you think you can take a little more blammo!—the knockout punch is delivered with Kathryn, Dora, Barbi, Ashley and Sean! Speaking of knockouts, this month's Tales of the Unexplained uncovers some of Hollywood's most bizarre career k.o.'s in "Demonic Curses In The City Of Angels!" If you thought they had it all, think again! Then, read all about one woman's quest to get it all in her first trip to a whorehouse in "Party Girl!" And if that weren't enough, there's a special on picking out sexy lingerie for your lady in "Topless, Stopless, Crotchless: How to Buy Your Babe Lingerie!" All this, plus, Letters, Jokes, Quickies, Holli, and XXX Reviews! The Editors.