Swank # 40, December 2000

6 Jolene Hey! This girl is naked! 12 Letters Our readers' personal smut! 14 Sophie & Tony A long, hard day at work! 28 Meridian Waiting to be railed! 38 Hooker Hunting Pick a trick and give `er the stick! 41 Linda & Bolivia Ah, the great out-whores! 52 Battle Bots Like "Fight Club" for toasters! 55 Kyla Oh my-a! 64 Quickies Things that make you go, "What the fuck?!" 67 Hannah & David Cumming in the backdoor! 76 Tales of The Unexplained Flame on! 79 Lily Lick her like a candy cane! 88 On The Set The cumback of Capri Cameron! 92 Lucille Definitely not B.B. King's guitar! 100 Swank's Pranks These here jokes are funny! 102 Jordan Yellow and blue make cream! 110 XXX Reviews Great blowjob! I give it a "10!" 114 Terri Young, fresh and ready! 123 Synthia & Jenny I'll drink to that! 185 Michelle & Justin Hot hardcore action! Editorial Note So help me, Mr. Weatherman, if it rains this weekend, I don't know what I'll do. Last week you said "rain all weekend!" Your 3D maps and satellite tracking said it would rain. Your lightning and umbrella graphics said it would rain. It didn't rain. My car looked like I pulled it out of a fucking desert for three days 'cause I didn't get it washed! This weekend, you say no rain at all! I refuse to believe you! You hack! How do you sleep at night? Hey, fuck it, there's a 40 percent chance I'll finish this page! Wait, look! I'm finishing it anyway! You owe me! Wash my car you dick! Having said that, let's check out my forecast—there's a hundred percent chance of things being hot, wet and steamy! My prediction obviously calls for the girls of Swank' Meridian, Kyla, Lily and Terri to blow in with the force of a storm—make that a porn storm! Jenny and Synthia, Linda, Bolivia and Jordan make things sizzle from their heat on every page while Michelle, Sophie and Hannah get it good from some dudes in a veritable hardcore sex hurricane. And of course, you can't miss Lucille, our sultry, smokin' centerfold. The only things closer to being as hot as these girls are the fireproof people in Unexplained! Usually, I like to drink my molten lead with a nice sauteed sea bass, but these cats do it for fun! Speaking of fun, who hasn't wanted to get a little from a professional? Come on, it's crossed your mind! For those ready to learn all the tricks of the trick trade, check out "On The Prowl: A Layman's Guide To Hooker Hunting!" Then, call it a cumback! We take you on the set of Capri Cameron's latest flick in "The Second Cumming of Capri!" And finally, another show where things get really fucked—it's "BattleBots"—robot warriors out for death! All this, plus, Pranks, Quickies, and our XXX Reviews! The Editors