Swank # 51, October 2001

6 Zuzana A unique name for a special girl! 18 Letters Real people having unreal sex! 21 Dru & Rafe She can't eat enough meat! 34 The Fine Art Of Finger Fucking An ancient skill for a new sexual millenium! 37 Monica All lubed up and ready to go! 50 Tales Of The Unexplained Better Off Dead! 54 Jenna & Brandi Two girls go lip-to-lips! 64 Top 10 XXX Video Review The latest raunch releases! 69 Devinn Lane Wanna take a slow, wet stroll? 78 Quickies Meet a 110-year-old stud! 80 Sunny Enjoy viewing her spread! 93 Swank's Pranks Funny meeting you here! 94 Vera & Ice She melts his popsicle! 102 Tera Patrick Broadcasting on the Net! 105 Shay Sweet No need to add any sugar! 112 Houston A pro reviews the pros! 168 Toni Behold her beautiful bare bottom! 176 Stuff You'll dig it! Editorial Note You know when you've had that "long day" and you're like, one second away from relieving yourself in the bathroom sink before you catch yourself? Well, today is one of those days. Sure, all I have to do here is string together a couple of words, say "fuck" and "cunt" once or twice and call it a day. But sometimes words aren't enough, dig? For example, I just took a look at the issue we've put together for you this month, and I can't even explain it! Conventional dialogue no longer applies. I have to make up new words to define that which is the previously undefinable glory of the girls of Swank! So, add these to your porn vocabulary and understand greatness! Experience the cunnyliciousness of Zuzana, Jenn and Brandy! Be bowled over by Monica, Sunny, Shay, and Toni's cherrylescence! And while Devinn, and may have given up on their virginitude, you can be sure they're happy about it! And, oh my, take one look at Dru's swallowocity! Quite obviously, she can suck the peel off a skin-banana! Trust us, this will all make sense later. Much, much later. Something that makes even less sense is the history of Medicine! Seriously, did we really believe that•a hole in the skull would relieve sinus pressure and headaches? Is a bloodletting really the right cure for the sniffles? Hey, I only play a doctor with the ladies, man, not for real! Check it out—strange cures in Unexplained's "Better Off Dead!" And when I do play doctor, the first thing I like to do is let my fingers do the bangin'! When a girl gives you her digits, call her, then give her yours—right in the box! Read carefully, 'cause it's all about "The Fine Art of Finger Fucking!" Then, here's one pie you'd love to get your fingers caught in—the lovely Tera Patrick! Digital Playground's sinful starlet got her own Internet talk show and we were there, on the scene, to capture every slit slurpin', tittie testin' second of it! All this plus, our First Annual Reader's Poll Booklet, amazingly funny Jokes, naughty Letters, weird Quickies, bitchin' Stuff, and our nasty, nasty, nasty XXX Reviews! —The Editors