Swank # 52, November 2001

6 Silver In this case, better than gold! 14 Letters You fuck. You write. We read. 18 Olinka & Jason She samples a new flavor! 28 Girlfriends Never trust a dame! 31 Swan All natural grace and smut! 44 Tales Of The Unexplained Things that should not be! 48 Pearl & Terri They shuck each other's clams! 62 On-The-Set: Mirage A wet, pink spot in the desert! 67 Sunny Somebody get me a ring! 76 Quickies You can't make this shit up! 79 Lisa & John A match made in lust! 88 Stuff Booty you should have! 90 Phoenix This chick's on fire! 101 Swank's Pranks Caution: May laugh dick off! 102 Jayne Never met a dildo she didn't like! 110 Bunny Ranch Nevada, here we cum! 113 Lily Play with her little pink flower! 120 XXX Review The fine art of smut cinema! 124 Sindy Get on your knees and repent! 132 Houston Giving you the blowdown! 185 Monica What a way to go out! Editorial Note There's no point in second guessing yourself. Maybe I shouldn't have fucked that girl in the ass in that hotel bathroom at my friends' wedding. But I did. So what, right? It was worth it. Maybe I shouldn't have taken that $20 bet to eat all that nuclear-hot salsa. I only had to breathe in a freezer for nine minutes to calm down. Big deal. It was fun. See? You can't get down on yourself for the small things. You can't even go crazy with the big things either. I bought the wrong car, the wrong house, and the wrong mail order bride. Fuck it. At least you can never second guess yourself when it comes to buying an issue of Swank, and you already know why! Silver, Swan, and Jayne will automatically make you feel good about your day's new purchase. Sindy, Lisa, Pearl and Terri are clearly going to be fantastic additions to your overall well-being. And do we even have to mention that Olinka, Sunny, Phoenix, Lily, and Monica are the foundations of a healthy mental state? These perfect girls are here for you, whenever you need them! Of course, there's one thing you should be worried about—especially if you find yourself deep in unfamiliar territory! This month we scour the earth for the creepiest of critters, the biggest of the beasts, the...you get it. Animals thought to be extinct for millions of years turn up in an African jungle! Snakes so big, they could take down a helicopter! It's all in Tales of the Unexplained's "Giant Creatures!" Then, and this is truly awful, sometimes your little fingerbank, the of ball and chain, the missus, etc. likes to go off and get a little somethin' on the side. Ah, you probably do,too, dipshit, so drop the act. But, there are ways to catch her, and her you! Find out the latest and greatest ways to detect "Her Cheatin' Heart!" Hey, if all else fails, take a trip to the happiest place on the planet. No, not my pants, that's for the ladies. Nevada's legal prostitution palace—The Moonlite Bunnyranch! Experience the sights, the sounds, the inner workings of one of the world's most famous cathouses! Me-ow! All this, plus rant and rave with porn's reigning queen, Houston, go On The Set of Wicked's Mirage, and try and keep up with our Jokes, Letters, Quickies, Stuff, and XXX Reviews! —The Editors