Swank # 54, Holiday 2001

6 Jassie Too beautiful for words! 16 Letters Smut doesn't take a vacation! 18 Delilah & Tony Stick yer dick in and make a wish! 30 Stuff It's better to give and receive! 32 Monica So sweet, it hurts! 42 Celeb Nudes Your search for Hollywood skin starts here! 45 Kerrie, Nicolett Terri Think these girls like each other? 54 Jizz Bizz The latest porn scene scoops! 57 Heather She fills her box in the stock room! 66 The Unexplained Oops, I'm dead! 69 Brigitta Queen of the pe-Nile! 78 Hipster's X-Mas! Give a sweet gift, get a wet box 79 Loureen & Vera Nasty acts from pretty girls! 86 Quickies Stories of dumb, stupider people! 88 Jezebelle Hey, what's in a name? 101 Pranks Prepare to laugh, you dick! 103 Ashley, Rebecca & Lisa 3 chicks and a dildo! 110 Merry Fuckin' X-mas! Ho-ho-holidays! 113 Carmen It ain't over 'til she cums! 124 Top 10 XXX Video Review Flog your Yule Log! 182 Gabby & Lucky Yeah, you could call him that! Editorial Note Why do movies almost always portray the future in a dark, post-nuclear war atmosphere? There's always some fucking robots or computers or alien life forms that have taken over, killing, or are at least enslaving, humans. Those who are free, live in crumbled buildings, foraging for scraps of contaminated food. How bleak can we fucking get? I think it's time to lighten up. Look, there's still going to be duckies and bunnies all over the world years from now, even if the aliens take over. Bunnies are tough little fuckers. What else will be around? You guessed it—Swank! As long as there are naked young chicks willing to spread the pink, we'll be here! This month, our reign of excellence continues with Monica, Nicolette, Kerrie, and Terri. We transcend mere porn with the high-art smut of Heather, Brigitta, Ashley, Rebecca, and Lisa. Then Jezebelle, Carmen, and Jassie, check in with their contribution to our sexy cause. These days, it seems as though everyone has a cause. Give to this one, give to that one. But some people really need your help—like the poor bastards in this month's Tales of the Unexplained. Most people want to go quietly, without a lot of fanfare, right? Well, these guys got the short end of that deal. Examine some bizarre, almost cartoonish deaths in "You Can't Win!" Then, a special holiday treat for y'all. Where to find your favorite stars of the big and small screens, just how you like them—completely naked! That's right, we've got the pictures, places and locations, so you can get what you want—celebrity skin! So, load up the computer, grab a drink, some tissues, and get ready for Hollywood happiness in "Nudecelebweb.cum!" And if that doesn't fulfill your wish list, we've got Jokes, Quickies, specials festive cartoons, holiday Stuff, a jam-packed Jizz Bizz, Letters, and a whole lot more! So, until next time, watch out for those crafty, world-dominating robots and aliens and have a happy holiday! —The Editors