Swank # 56, February 2002

6 Ember Blonde + dildo = hot sex! 16 Letters The things our readers do! 18 Bree & Nick Oral fixations and deep penetrations! 28 Jizz Bizz The name says it all! 30 Pearl Alone and horny! 38 How To The ins and outs of in and out! 40 Phoenix & Swan Striped shirts and sloppy slurps! 52 Extreme Weapons To protect and serve! 56 Sindy I think she's looking at me! 68 Ashley Wanna see some fingers disappear? 74 Stuff You need this, uh, stuff! 77 Christal A girl who knows what she likes! 84 Top Ten XXX Video Review Porn's latest and greatest! 88 Jassie Young, tight, and sweet! 101 Swank's Pranks Ah, the cathartic feel of levity! 103 Dina Cuter than the cutest button! 108 The Unexplained Just say "no" to Culp! 112 Nicole, Vera & Monica Three pink slits and a plaid couch! 120 Quickies Everyone, but you, is an idiot! 124 Cannonball Run Hold on to yer hat—this shit is fast! 184 Houston Big and small, she's seen it all! 187 Aurora & Jay Afterschool smut! EDITORIAL NOTE Aquick piece of advice to start off the new year—be careful when opening a jar of stagnate urine because the smell is rancid. So bad in fact, that even after you dump the liquid gold, the stench lingers and people within smell shot will think it's you that stinks. And believe it or not, this also applies to your own piss! Heed this warning. Okay, now let's peer down our microsexoscope and see who's on the glass slides this month. Here they come and first in focus at 69x power are Bree, Jassie, Christal, Phoenix, and Ashley who will undoubtedly make things perfectly clear to everyone! And Nicole, Vera, Monica, Nikol and Kelle will maintain the scope of what we're trying to accomplish here! And, just to drive everything home, Aurora, Dina, and Ember step up and show us how it's done! Switchin' gears...Here's something we would like to point out—it's a bad idea to summon evil, serial killer spirits from a Ouija board. Yes, that's right, a bad idea. We wouldn't normally scold you for such behavior, and we certainly wouldn't preach, but man, when you check out Unexplained's The Bye-Bye Man" you'll know that when he comes to town, the shit's going down! Creepy, awful stuff! Ah, but when the Silver State Challenge comes screaming through your town, provided your town exists in the barren deserts of Nevada, it's not about what's going down as much as how fast it going! It's a real-deal Cannonball Run and Swank was there to check It out! All that was missing was a couple members of the Rat Pack! Then, we got a list going, put it in numerical order, and came up with the Top Ten List of Couples Flicks! These movies are almost guaranteed to get your little love muffin in the mood for filthy, craven sex! Woo-hoo! All this, plus, Jokes, Quickies, Houston, Stuff, Jizz Bizz, How To, and our XXX Reviews! —The Editors