Swank # 57, March 2002

6 Jenifer Our little wel-cum wagon! 14 Letters Sealed with a nasty kiss! 16 Jezebelle & Jason They know what they're doing! 26 H ow-To Three girls? No problem! 28 Alexa Nothing beats hot sex! 36 Top 50 Wrestlers Get in the ring, little man! 40 Pearl & Monica Ah, the fine taste of vagina! 52 Jizz Bizz In with the sin crowd! 56 Toni Slipping fingers in her deep end! 64 Stuff You know you want it! 66 Jana Cova (Covergirl) Blonde, pink, and ready for sex! 74 Unexplained Making the future the past! 78 Kate Rhymes with "mate!" 88 Quickies Ridiculously true stories! 90 Alexandra, Kylie & Dominca (Centerfold) Three holes are much better than one! 101 Swank's Pranks Laugh 'til it squirts! 103 Andi Wanna ride this cowgirl?! 108 Weapons of War Yer in the army now, son! 110 Brandy Keepin' warm and wet! 120 XXX Reviews Super smutty cinema! 184 Houston Porn flicks and pink slits! 187 Hannah & Nick What a way to go out! Editorial Note After seeing hot naked porn stars auction their bodies for cool cash, there's nothing like watching a cute little blonde yak up her vodka dinner for two solid hours. You need that kind of balance. You just can't fully enjoy three chicks making out on a pool table without hearing the low, guttural sounds of another girl sending her last meal back to the sea via the toilet. Yin and yang, I guess. Only then can you go to a 24-hour cafe and make a character out of a pickle and four toothpicks who enjoys verbally abusing you. Just your standard Wednesday night out. What's not usual, you ask? Well, there's nothing average about the fine ladies of Swank, my good man! Check out Jenifer, Jezebelle, and Toni. And there's certainly nothing humdrum about Pearl, Monica, Andi, Jana, and Kate! If there has ever been an exact opposite of the term "pedestrian," it lies in the ever present beauty of Kylie, Alexandra and Dominica's hot threeway action! And, to keep with our boredom-free format this month, we've uncovered time travelling secrets of the past, present, and future in Unexplained's "Journeys Through Space and Time!" Of course, after reading this article, you'll see that the whole idea of time is indeed relative and completely random at best! Mind blowing! However, even in the midst of our deconstruction of time theories and postulates, we must consider this: nothing beats a good ass kicking! That's right, punk, when you check out the Top 50 Wrestlers of All Time, you'll be ready to get stomped, body-slammed, and drop-kicked dead in the face in order to keep up with our list of the baddest fuckers to step into the ring! And, just when you're done imagining a world title victory, you may as well celebrate with a good of fashioned threesome! Check out this month's How To section and get your little lady in the mood to add another girl to the mix! Then get ready to stir that two-girl mix with your dick! We'll give you the knowledge, you supply the girls! Good luck! So, there you have it. No wait, there's even more! We've got Weapons at War, Stuff, Quickies, Jokes, Letters, and our filthy XXX Reviews! Admit it, we spoil you rotten! Later! —The Editors