Swank # 72, May 2003

6 Aurora Snow Hole-y moley! 14 Letters Certifiably smutty! 17 Staci & Ben Cum and fun under the sun! 28 Phone Sex 101 Hi! What are you wearing? 32 Teen Of The Month: Gia Sweet, luscious, and all yours! 38 Senor Swanky All that is cool and hep! 42 Kerrie & Summer Two unbelievably fresh catches! 50 Jizz Bizz Spuzz scoops and slit snoops! 53 Anna Belle Pink, tight, and blonde! 62 Dangerous Occupations I'd rather be a smut writer! 65 Joey Lane She likes it good and nasty! 72 Tales of the Unexplained Unbelievable death defying stories! 75 Cherry Rain Fill 'er up! 82 How To: All Night Long! Keep it going way after she cums! 84 Sarah Wet and ready for action! 90 Stuff You can't live without it! 92 Lilly & Tawny A nice, pink centerfold. 100 Horny Devils Great guffaws await! 102 Monica How many fingers can she fit? 110 Quickies Tales of the ignorant! 113 Bridgette Cram that cunnyl 120 FliXXX Must-cream TV! 184 Sin Twins Take their advice, please! 186 Carmen & Jo Good girls study with their tongues! Editorial Note Its always a great morning when a smiling 75-year-old man comes up to you and says, in regards to your freshly shaven head, For a minute there, I thought I was staring at the sun—nice job! See, I thought he was going to ask for spare change, but instead, I get an insult, so I saved a quarter. Things are starting to go my way. And, consequently, I'm going to pass my good luck on to you—with help from the girls of Swank! This month, we've got Gia, Aurora, Staci, and Joey to turn your frown upside down! And if Monica, Bridget, Anna Belle, Lilly, Tawny, Kerri and Summer can't help change your luck, then maybe Cherry, Sarah, Carmen and Monica will turn the tide in your favor! Speaking of good luck and all that, man, some people are the luckiest people in the world! Without getting into creepy Streisand territory, I'm talking about Tales of the Unexplained's "Near Misses!" They should have died, but didn't, thanks to some unbelievable acts of luck! Bullets that don't kill, lightning bolts that revive the dead, suicide leaps that don't finish the job—you won't believe it until you read it! And even then, it's crazy! Something else you won't believe—how much the world spends on phone sex calls! It's a billion dollar industry with some people racking up over $300,000 bills! Politicians, diplomats, even college students like to make Ma Bell blush! See the cold, hard numbers for one of the wettest and steamiest businesses in the world in "Phone Sex 101!" Then, we've got "The World's Most Dangerous Jobs" (amazingly, porn mag editor didn't make it!), How To's "How To Keep It Up All Night Long," Quickies. Letters, Flixxx, Jizz Bizz, Sin Twins, Horny Devils, Senor Swanky, Stuff, and more! Have a sunshine day! —The Editors