Swank # 73, June 2003

6 Penny I'll give her my two cents! 14 Letters This could be your filthy mail 17 Sunrise & Adam A sticky day at the lake! 26 Bizarre Sex A history of debauchery! 30 Becky Our hot Teen of the Month! 40 Unexplained: Abra Cadaver Corpses: chock full of magic! 43 Kristina & Paula Two girls with a lot of taste! 50 Money Honeys A little cash for the gash! 56 Anna Belle (Covergirl) Likes her holes filled! 66 Senor Swanky Be there or be real square! 68 Sarah She's here for you! 76 Duck and Cover How to beat those terrorist Puckers! 80 Violet Pink and purple passion! 88 Stuff The latest and greatest! 90 Mia & Dixie I wish I was in Dixie! Hooray! 96 Quickies Brains don't run in these families! 98 Charlie (Centerfold) Our steamy centerfold opens up! 108 Horny Devils Laughs for the damned...funny! 110 Jessica, Dani & Ben One cock, many holes! 120 How To: Bigger Dick Give her something to smile about! 124 FliXXX Smut, tissues, and a rewind button! 135 Taylor Grease her up and slip it in! 198 Sin Twins Two girls who know the score! 203 Staci & Mike Tits + ass + pussy = load! Editorial Note No one ever owns up to being a boot-licking lackey in their past lives. No, they're always Napolean or Cleopatra or some fucking king or queen or lame-ass wizard. Not me, man. If there was a previous life, I was probably an average, stunningly handsome man who made porn mags. Kinda like my life now. Only in the past. Anyways, past lives aside, or present ones for that matter, what we've got here is unbelievable array of ladies that will satisfy your kingly needs! Penny, Sunrise, Becky, Kristin and Paula deliver the goods in amazingly smutty fashion! Check out Ann Belle, Taylor, Sarah, Violet, Mia and Dixie and hope to come back as these girl's fingers or bike seats or something! And, if you're already on the other side, put the paper work in to come back for Charlie, Jessica, Daniella, and Staci! Of course, if you're already on the other side, your usefulness may be limited—or so you think! Check out Tales of the Unexplained's "Abra Cadaver" and dig the countless uses of the dead for unbelievably successful magic! Love spells, invisibility, revenge—all from magic words and your dead heart and dead head! Creepy! Speaking of heads, and this time we mean the one you usually think with, there's nothing wrong with wanting to make your twig a log, is there? In this month's How To, we're talking about making it bigger and better for the ladies! Trust us, they'll thank you for it later! And then, you gotta join us on our jaunt through time as we check out the history of weird sexual habits in "Bizarre Sex: Around The World and Through The Ages!" The good of days were long, long ago oven before you were Napolean, psycho! All this, plus Quickies, Horny Devils, Senor Swanky, Sin Twins, Stuff, Jizz Bizz, FIiXXX, Letters and more! See you on the other side, suckers! —The Editors