Velvet March 1984

6 TALKING DIRTY Readers take their pens and penises in hand for the dirtiest letters yet! 8 THE COCK 'N' BALLS PUB An Irish stud gets served a frothy glass of fuck from two loose lasses. 19 LINGERIE: JOHN HOLMES' HOTTEST FLICK YETI An exclusive VELVET XXX preview! See the hottest shots from this upcoming porno classic! 28 CELEBRITY STRIP! DEBRA WINGER & LISA BLOUNT from An Officer and a Gentleman; BETTY THOMAS from Hill Street Blues; SUSAN DEY 32 WIN A DATE WITH MAI LIN! Porno's horniest nympho shares her sexploits PLUS a chance to join her for an unforgettable night! 40 PORN STAR SEX TOY SUCK-OFF! The biggest tits and hottest lips in the biz try out the wildest collection of dildos, butt plugs and vibrators ever to prod a pussy! Photography by Doug Hyun. 53 HOW YOU CAN SCREW LIKE A PORN STAR! Are you as hot as that cock up on screen? Learn how to make the most of your meat from the top ballers in America! 60 PLUNDERED PUSSY A pair of lusty pirates kidnap a tender young beauty and cock-whip her into submission! 75 MARIA Take a ride on the hottest, horniest thing on wheels! This erotic brunette knows how to make you cum! 83 SWINGERS OF THE MONTH Mike forces his lover Marsha to screw every horny man they meet! 88 EROTIC MOVIES Our raunchy reviewer gives you the hard, pumping facts on the latest raincoat specials. 92 VELVET PERSONALS