Chic March 1979

5 POSTAL CHIC Extra! Girl reads Chic, finally gives grateful boyfriend head. This true romance and more. 7 DOPE by David Harrison. Great adventures in smuggling 9 CHIC THRILLS Dress your lady in latex underthings, inspire her laughter with great punch lines, and make her douche with Lysol 16 ROOM SERVICE Photographed by James Baes. big tips are only for those who deliver 26 BROOKE SHIELDS IS ONLY IN EIGHTH GRADE, AND SHE ALREADY MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE by Cobbett Steinberg. Movie stars are rich sumbitches. Here are their salaries 31 THE AMAZING AERIAL BORDELLO Photographed by Matti Klatt. An English explorers' club searches for the hair pie in the sky 40 MR. SPEED by Doug Garr. Once around the track with super-racer Mario Andretti 44 REUNION Fiction by J.R. Young. Seventeen years later, she was still his high school fantasy 47 JEANINE Photographed by Suze Randall. She likes to sit on the glass table you've drunk yourself under. 56 "DADDY'S HOME!" by Steve Whitney and Jeffery Wood. A special report on changing role models for father. 62 SKATE DATE Wheel sex on a chic selection of the latest in rollerskate styles. 69 BITCHES by Jerry Stahl. We're not saying women are instinctively out to eat your nuts for breakfast, but you gotta watch out for some. 72 PICK A CAR, ANY CAR by Steve Govoni. The car theft business is a growth industry. Find out why, and how to keep your wheels. 75 CINDI Photographed by Clive McLean. The hose knows. 95 CLOSE-UP Tony Alva shoots the cement curl while Robert Truax shoots for outer space. 99 MEDIA by Sam Sutherland. How rock stars can be both famous and broke 101 SEX LIFE The bedroom's not the only place to fuck