Club December 1985

4 I WANNA SCREW AMERICA 8 THE WEAPONS OF WAR: PART III 14 THE GARDEN PARTY Donald Milne 23 THE GIRL FROM A. U. N.T. Bill Ward 27 COMMUNICATION 32 TOYS FOR THE BOYS Gapcia 38 HOW TO PISS OF MORE GIRLS John Wilkes 43 HARRIET Dwight Fox 52 THE DEADLIEST GAME David Alexander 5 57 JOANIE Dwight Fox 64 FEELS ON REELS 68 LAMBO DANCER John McGovren 70 STATE OF THE NATION Marilyn Chambers 73 CONTACTS 79 SWINGERS OF THE MONTH 85 PRIVATE PARTS: ONE WOMAN'S FANTASY 92 PRIVATE PARTS: MY SECRET LIFE 97 LETTERS TO DEBBIE Editorial Gosh, what big Bongs you guys have got. I'm getting so excited about my new letters column in the back of Club I hardly have time to choose the pictures, or have meetings with the printers, or sort out the writers contracts. I guess that's why there's a lot less pictures of big dicks and sweating glands. Generally, because the guys up here are obviously not quite so swinging as me — something I'm always complaining about — and probably why there are lots more interesting features about war machinery, and more humor in the magazine. Because if there's one thing guys do like if you give them a magazine to play with is guns and silly jokes. Also lots of ladies eating each others' pussy and stuff. I guess that's one thing I still have to try — eating pussy I mean, not guns. As you've probably realized, I'm a peace loving girl. But thanks for all the pictures of big cocks anyway. I'm starting this great library of all you guys for looking through in my spare time — lotsa love, Debbie Sass.