Club International UK Vol. 5 # 6

4 Hors d'Oeuvres Compiled by Alan Radnor 8 All the Fun of the Fairs Enzo d'Amberni 12 Lili and Leni Amnon Bar-Tur 20 Design for Death Jon K. Johns 25 Cherry Olivia 30 Touch and Go Mark Royston 34 A Girl's Got to Eat Fiction Philip Cleife 37 Julia Olivia 46 Mefistomovies Cartoon strip Burke and Hare 51 Shirley Mike Bramman 56 Readers' Writes 60 One for the Road Anthea Linacre 65 Zerin Olivia 70 Where Have All the War Games Gone? Tony Slinn 76 Coral (aka: Rachel Broome) Clive McLean EDITORIAL Summer - when green fields fill with rolling lovers and towns fill with half-naked secretary birds trying to get a Mediterranean tan as they munch sandwiches and drink coffee. It's just the time to get out and about, visit the parks and fairs, although according to Enzo d'Amberni country fairs ain't wot they used to be, as he points out in All the Fun of the Fairs. He reckons that fairground ladies in the Good Old Days were sexier, randier and gave a worthwhile prize for bowling their coconuts over. Sexy ladies had a more bizarre appeal to Charles Manson, the notorious American killer. Women, according to him, were the slaves of men, and should do anything to please their masters - even murder, as our feature Design for Death shows. The oldest profession in the world is the last thing that you would normally associate with the Trades Union Movement, but in A Girl's Got To Eat, Philip Cleife suggests that a more militant - and more organised - approach to selling sex could lead to happier times for all. It almost comes off, if you see what we mean. The name of the game in One For The Road, is not staying alive, but making sure you enjoy living. Anthea Linacre describes the joys and pitfalls of Singles Bars in the Land of Opportunity, the U.S. of A. In the Olympic Games, all men are of equal opportunity but, Tony Slinn asks, is it all now passé? And our lovely ladies will ensure that the summer feeling of freedom never leaves your heart.