FHM # 71, September 2006

FEATURES 70 NFL Season FOOTBALL PREVIEW Our massive look at the NFL's new season starring Tiki Barber, Matt Hasselbeck, Mario Williams, Joey Porter, Tony Gonzalez and a truly super come! 82 Q&A JEROME BETTIS As he begins his NBC gig, The Bus speaks about winning the Super Bowl, giving a Steelers fan a heart attack and achieving bowling perfection. 94 Alumni MIAMI HIT SQUAD How do players from "The U" dominate the NFL? The Hurricanes' most successful former players share tales of blood, sweat and ball-busting. 102 Cooking MINI-MART IRON CHEF Food Network star Cat Cora brings fine dining to the convenience store. Anyone for beef-jerky tartar? 108 Imbibing IN THE BEER FACTORY See how that frosty beverage in your hand came to be with our behind-the-scenes look at the world's single biggest brewery. 114 Cover Girl TORRIE WILSON Known for her provocative moves in the ring, the WWE's hottest Diva steps out of the square circle for a sexy shoot. IN EVERY ISSUE 22 WTF! Miss FHM winner Lauren Harris lell-0 wrestles another girl, and a hottie shames her stepbrother. Plus, Who the Hell Are You? and the best bar-room jokes. HOMBRE 30 Style - Get lucky using Jenny McCarthy's advice on how to dress. 40 Pranks - If you learn anything at college, make it these practical jokes. 42 Food - Amazing eater Takeru Kobayashi on wolfing down wings. 44 Sport - Tennis champ Roger Federer on how to ace your foes. 48 Gadgets - A paparazzo breaks from stalking Britney to give pic tips. 50 Wheels - When cars and SUVs mate: Crossover Utility Vehicles. 52 Weather - Protect your domicile during hurricane high-season. 55 Scanner - Dave Navarro's band peers into the future, Snakes on a Plane's Elsa Pataky charms, Stan Lee talks superheroes, and Morgan Webb reveals her all-time favorite games. 122 FASHION - The stars of TV's best show, The Wire, talk cops and criminals-and look sharp doing it. Also, check out autumn's top hoodies and sneakers. 136 Ladies Confidential - Two Hometown Honeys compete, 20 Hot Dates seek readers, a beauty gets revenge on her boss, and Beth and Isaac tell you how to take down the office martyr.