FHM # 75, January/February 2007

FEATURES 62 SYLVESTER STALLONE Rocky's back. Go pick a fight with an Italian. 64 ISAAC'S MATING GAME Fending women off with a dirty stick? FHM's guru helps you select ladies wisely. 68 MISS FHM WINNER! She lives at home, she brushes after meals and, thanks to your votes, she's now a star. 80 THE ART OF WAR James Nachtwey photographs carnage. 86 THE LAWS OF BALL Praise basketball's history! It made Shag's Yao Ming impersonation a possibility. 88 THE NFL'S SEXIEST CHEERLEADER Meet the Dolphins' MVP. 94 NEW YEAR REVOLUTION Donald Trump, Bam Margera, Tera Patrick and others amp up your 2007. 100 ALIEN EARS! Earthlings have a new way to Listen in on extraterrestrials' "Space Travel' playlists. 102 VIDA GUERRA (Covergirl) IN EVERY ISSUE 10 WTF! This month, FHM readers rebuke Brooke Hogan's anti-mustache stance, drive nails through fingers and beg for cash. HOMBRE 16 FITNESS Obese? Decrease with help from Jenny McCarthy. 20 GADGETS Win the trappings of the ultimate Super Bowl party. 24 SPORT Tiki Barber runs all the way to the post-season. 26 DRINK Legitimize your cellar drinking: Build a home bar. 32 STYLE Respect the elders of the men's grooming game. 36 WINTER Facts colder than a hug from a father you never knew. Ever. 38 MONEY Cheating at the poker table? Doyle Brunson knows it. 40 WHEELS Meet the winners of FHM's inaugural car awards. 42 HEALTH When calling in sick with a cold, have the facts at hand. 44 WORK Your IT guy secretly mocks—and spies—on you. 49 SCANNER Samuel L. Jackson and Young Jeezy talk—and Morgan Webb embarrasses the lame. 110 FASHION The Rome SDS snowboard crew tears the Chilean Andes a stylish new one. 128 LADIES CONFIDENTIAL Twin sisters press their bosoms together in the name of truth! Plus, Beth and Isaac.