Hustler September 2009

GIRLS 27 JODIE STARR Open Invitation Photography by Mark Lit 45 SARAH ASHLEY BARKER What Happens in Vegas... Photography by Jose Luis 63 HEATHER STARLET Two Hot Photograpothy by Mark Lit 76 BRITTANYS BOD Burning Desire Photography by Mark Lit 102 THIS AIN'T STAR TREK XXX Spaced-out porn spoof Photos courtesy HUSTLER Video 118 SANDY Desert Flower Photography by Matti Klatt 162 LORILEE A Feel for It Classic Photography FEATURES 38 JULIE STRAIN: AMAZIN' AMAZON B-movie queen's risqué odyssey Profile by Brinke Stevens 41 THE O'REILLY SPHINCTER Blowhard gets his comeuppance Cartoon parody by Dan Collins 54 THE Q&A: BUSS BAKER Family of Secrets author details the Bush clan's covert crimes Interview by Bruce David and Mark Johnson 58 VIETNAM VS NOTIONS: Screen legend passionately decries the USA's latest military debacle Op-Ed by Mamie Van Doren 72 THE DIRTY POLITICS OF FOOD, PART 3 Consumers beware: profit-hungry firms that foster unhealthy diets are spitting out bogus assurances Report by Debbie Epstein 94 JAY FIFE: MASTER OF FANTASY PINUPS Artist's most bedazzling repertoire Article by K K. Le Roque STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Old Spice Swagger 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Is It Socialism? by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win a Gigaworks Speaker System! 10 GAME ON Wrestling legends, murderous zombies and sexy assassins 11 ROBERT SCHEER Bad Deal for the 99% Club 13 NAT HENTOFF In Which Obama Do You Believe? 15 ALEX BENNETT Not So Wonderful World 17 MANCOW MULLER Meth-Head vs. Machine Gun 19 FEEDBACK Cut the crap, prosecute the politcrooks and spy on Lexi Belle 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Congresswoman Jane Harman 23 BITS & PIECES Hef's ex Holly Madison gets licked, HUSTLER University's Class of 2004 and win a centerfold-studded helmet! 36 HOT LETTERS Exhibitionist's sloppy spectacle 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS The poor man's nitrous oxide 53 PINUP BY GINA KING 57 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE Fitness aficionada Rebecca Miller by Michehé McCarthy 75 COUGARS UNLEASHED BunnyRanch party gal Gillian Sloane by Ericka Rachelle Mendoza 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Amuse your pals; horrify your family 96 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Terri Nunn of Berlin, Les Claypool of Primus and Mr. Tony Clifton of showbiz 100 MOVIE MAMMARIES Baywatch babe Nicole Eggert 101 FAMOUS FLESH Lady GaGa exposed 110 COLLEGE REPORT Booty Battle 111 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Student body strip show 112 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Sasha Grey deep-throats, Gilligan gets laid, Andrew Blake's fine art of porn 126 BEAVER HUNT Brazen amateurs