Hustler May 2010

GIRLS 28 AUDREY BITONI Naughty & Nice Photography by Holly Randall 45 LUPE FUENTES 12 Questions for a Porn Star Photography by T. Ritter 61 TAYLOR TILDEN & ARIES KNIGHTLY Three the Hard Way Photography by Earl Miller 76 ALISON STAR Wild Thing 104 NOT THREE'S COMPANY XXX Chrissy and Janet finally make Jack prove he's a man's man. Photography by X-Play/LFP Video 121 SARA LIZ That New Girl Smell Photography by Jose Luis 161 BLUE Chicken of the Sea Classic Photography by Bob Veze FEATURES 38 BASEBALL PREVIEW Our picks for MLB teams and players to watch this season. Roundup by BaseballPresscorn 42 TAKE IT OFF! The graphic art of burlesque Retrospective by KK. Le Roque 54 POKING FUN AT CARRIE PREJEAN Cartoon Parody by Bob Muleady 56 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF KATSUNI Meet the Eurasian XXX superstar who defines classy and nasty Profile by M. Allen Nathan 60 THE BATAAN WEDDING MARCH As the groom walks down the aisle, is he doomed? 74 DRUG WAR FIASCO A racist criminal justice system is destroying lives and wasting billions of dollars. Report by Debbie Epstein 90 WHAT OBAMA IS UP AGAINST Our President is being held hostage by spooks and generals. Article by Russ Baker 94 THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE Dick too small? Too thin? Dr. James Elist has the fix for you. Article by M Allen Nathan STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Tiger Woods for Nookie 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Who Is Really Running America? by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win an interactive alarm. clock! 10 GAME ON Adventures, DJs and hot Asian chicks! 11 ROBERT SCHEER Obama Was Snookered by Wall Street Patsies 13 NAT HENTOFF Manufacturing "Politically Correct" Professors 15 ALEX BENNETT Breaking News: There Is No News 17 MAMIE VAN DOREN Sing_ ing a New Song 19 FEEDBACK Strippers, crooks and Janelle Priego 20 POLITICAL PARODY Glenn Beck: I'm Not Batshit Crazy 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Dick Armey 23 BITS & PIECES Stripper expo. Tera Patrick becomes an author and ESPN's Erin Andrews gets dicked 36 HOT LETTERS Distance runner's sexy boost 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS Filthy and forever young 44 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH Maiden Voyage by Camille Chanel 69 COUGARS UNLEASHED Sienna Brookes 88 HUSTLER HUMOR When punch lines kill 93 PINUP BY NICK GEORGIOU 97 GIRLS OF MYSPACE Catholic girl Miss Cate 98 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Six-string superhero Steve Vai on Flynt, Zappa and a swarm of bees. 102 MOVIE MAMMARIES Anna Faris: Box-office Bunny 103 FAMOUS FLESH Amy Winehouse's brand-new boobs 112 COLLEGE REPORT Tennessee football fans' fury 113 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Bawdy bookworm Ruby 114 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Hollywood nails Palin, WKRPand 90210 get a filth-over, and Adrianna goes gape-shit. 130 BEAVER HUNT Appetizing amateurs to feast your eyes on