Hustler September 2012

GIRLS 28 CASSIE LAINE Cruising for Fun Photography by DigitalDesire.com 44 JESSIE ANDREWS Clean Living, Dirty. Mind Photography by Ladi von Jansky 56 KIERA WINTERS Young & Eager Photography by DigitalDesire.com 68 JENNIFER ANN Awesome Aussie Photography by StudioXPhotos.com 94 RENAE CRUZ & JERRY Tough Call Photography by Larry Flynt Productions 109 CARNAL COLLEGE Summer vacation is over, and the fall semester has begun. It's time to crack open the books... not to mention the inviting butt cheeks of barely legal Allie Jordan, Haley Sweet and Allie James. These horny coeds love to study hard when the subject is sex! Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video 145 AMBER A Delicate Touch Classic Photography by Clive McLean FEATURES 36 KEVIN SMITH: "SILENT BOB" SPEAKS & STEALS The brain behind films like Clerks and Chasing Amy talks about pilfering HUSTLERs, smoking pot and reshaping his career. Interview by Keith Valcourt 40 DITA VON TEESE: THE ART OF SEXY Chatting with our publisher, the queen of burlesque sheds light on her fascinating life. Interview by Larry Flynt and Keith Valcourt 52 SALVAGING THE AMERICAN DREAM Energy expert Richard Heinberg warns that social, financial and political chaos is inevitable—unless we drastically revamp our "patterns of consumption." Interview by Mark Johnson 64 THE TENTACLE EROTICA OF DAIKICHI AMANO Meet a Japanese fetish buff whose pics of squishy, fishy creatures crawling over naked chicks will make you squirm! Profile by Kimberly Cheng 66 THE GOP AT WAR Watch wacky Republicans kicking the shit out of each other. Political Humor by Robert Muleady 82 NOTES FROM A MIAMI DOMINATRIX, PART I Step into the dark world of a gal who was born to crack the whip. Article by Lera Gavin STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY Confronting the apocalypse 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT Regarding Rush Limbaugh by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Wow! Win a cool-ass flying machine! 11 ROBERT SCHEER Mitt Romney: Greed-run-wild apostle 13 NAT HENTOFF Can the Constitution survive Obama's reelection? 15 ALEX BENNETT My times with Abbie Hoffman 17 FEEDBACK Irate reader hopes that JoePa's cronies get their just deserts 20 POLITICAL PARODY Seedy Monsanto 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Rick Santorum 22 BITS & PIECES Adele receives special vocal therapy; porn from the past/present/future; and twat's up, Alaska? 26 CLASSIC CARTOONS Funny blasts from the past 80 HUSTLER HUMOR A gaggle of gut-busting jokes 86 FAMOUS FLESH Beach blond bimbo "Frenchy" Morgan 88 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Punkin' out with Hugh Cornwell and gettin' heavy with Jason Hook 92 MOVIE MAMMARIES Cinematic treasure chests uncovered! 100 PINUP by Armando Huerta 102 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Home Wrecker, Anal Delights and more tasty hard-core videos 119 BEAVER HUNT Camera-hungry amateurs 140 COUGARS UNLEASHED Shameless Shay Fox 141 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK Sin City scintillator Kayla Simonet 142 COLLEGE REPORT Students' furor mounts 143 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Spunky Penn Stater Brianne