Maxim # 140, August 2009

FEATURES 82 Lauren Storm The costar of I Love You, Beth Cooper is about become your new obsession. BY KEVIN JORDAN 68 Joanna Krupa The sexy spitfire thinks Warren Sapp is a burger-eating fatty and Diddy looks like a mental midget. We may be in love. BY PATRICK CARONE 76 The King of Comedy Judd Apatow, the funnyman behind the funniest men in Hollywood, is putting out a drama called...Funny People. Will it bomb or blow up? 80 Icon: Steven Tyler Aerosmith's big-lipped lothario shares some tales toting, coke snorting, rehab going. BY GAVIN EDWARDS 86 Eat It, America! Open wide and bust out the wet naps because Maxim proudly presents America's greatest grub. 98 The Craigslist Crime Wave Walk the intemet's back alley, where murder is just a click away. A Maxim investigative report. BY FRANK OWEN DEPARTMENTS 10 Letters Readers aren't over June cover girl Moon Bloodgood, and we're not over Kris Allen beating Adam Lambert! Really, America? Really? 14 Circus Maximus What would Bob Marley endorse? Where's the money on Mars? What does your wearable blanket say about you? Find out all this and more! 29 Hometown Hotties Four pages packed with 100 of America's loveliest ladies! 37 Rated Marlon Wayans stars in this summer's toy-to-screen explosion-fest, G.I. Joe, and Noureen DeWulf gets us howling. 47 Stuff Don't ride the waves without this surfboard or hit the highway in anything but a Maxim-recommended drop-top. 56 Columns The art of the one-nighter, the U.S.'s greatest burger chain, and our college gridiron preview. 104 Style Swimwear, tees, and kicks you need to be wearing right now. 124 The Decider Finally, life's most mystifying question—WTF?—answered!