Penthouse March 1973

COVER Avril Lund (Covergirl & Centerfold), Photo by Bob Guccione 6 HOUSECALL Introduction 8 POSTAL HEALTH—AND THE DEATH OF LIFE Editorial 12 FORUM Correspondence 24 SEXINDEX Encyclopedia 31 VIEW FROM THE TOP Comment 32 HAPPENINGS Richard Ballad 33 SHOWS Robert Kaiser 34 WORDS Norman Hoss 35 SOUNDS Lenny Kaye, David Dalton, Jonathan Cott, Stephen Holden, Dave Warren, Steve Ditlea 40 TIM LEARY, WON'T YOU PLEASE COME HOME Article by Alan Levy 44 CELESTE Pictorial by Ken Marcus 54 BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD Opinion by Al Capp 56 GERALDO RIVERA Interview 61 AVRIL Pet of the Month, Photos by Bob Guccione 74 FATUOUS FABLES Humor by Thomas Berger 75 GUILTING THE LILY Satire by Guccione 76 THE OFFICIAL BEAUTIFUL PERSON Fiction by Peter Roger Breggin 80 LETTER FROM AN INDIGNANT TAXPAYER Article by Philip M. Stern 83 YOURS FULL FRONTALLY Album 87 CALL ME MADAM Counsel by Xaviera Hollander 89 MASTER OF LOVE Pictorial by Roger Finborough 100 MAKE YOUR OWN TV Merchandise by Robert Angus 103 ARE YOU A WANTED MAN? Article by John Godwin 112 HOW WE'RE SHAPING UP Fashion by Ed Emmerling 134 SPINNING TOPS Car of the Month, Parker Hodges