Penthouse October 1992

ON THE COVER Jackie Mason and Alexis Christian, photographed by Andrew Unangst. Alexis will appear in an upcoming issue. FEATURES 7 PENTHOUSE SEARCHSTAKES Presented by Samsung Electronics. 12 FILM Marilyn Monroe at 66, by Marcia Pally. 14 FASHION Watches, by Lynn Kearcher. 16 SOUNDS Country music videos, by Wayne Robins, 18 LONGEVITY By Sharon Chester-Taxin 20 SPIRITS Premium bourbons, by Lavada Blanton, 30 THE EVIL COACHMAN Why American youth is brain-dead, by Nicholas von Hoffman. 52 U.S.A. CONFIDENTIAL Princess Di's wild teen years, by Sharon Churcher 54 INTERVIEW Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, by Od Hofmekler. 62 FREE MASONRY A profile of Jackie Mason, by Ted Wingender. 84 ADVISE AND DISSENT "Columbus: An American Savior," by Fred Halliday. 88 VECTOR Art on the highway: a spectacular supercar 93 THE 20 WORST COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS OF 1882-93 Our annual hall of shame, by Lawrence Linderman. 125 NEW RELEASES Satire by Joseph Farris PICTORIALS 42 DOUBLE VISION Photos by Earl Miller 67 PET OF THE MONTH Chanel; photos by Hank Londoner 98 Brandy Ledford Seduced by Tori Welles Photos by Suze Randall 110 SWEPT AWAY Photos by Earl Miller DEPARTMENTS 4 HOUSECALL 6 FORUM 22 CALL ME MADAM 25 VIEW FROM THE TOP 38 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 82 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER 121 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE 122 JACKIE MARTLING'S JOKE BOOK 133 HARD TIMES 136 PARTING SHOT 158 X-RATED VIDEO