Playboy October 2003

COVER STORY The only thing better than watching college football is watching college girls shake their tight ends in the stands. Senior Contributing Photographer Stephen Wayda told Miss February 2001 Lauren Michelle Hill that there is no "I" in team—and no clothes either. Keeping with the theme, our Rabbit goes deep. FEATURES 66 SIEGE AT RAINBOW FARM Rainbow Farm was a Michigan meeting ground for marijuana activists and Phish fans. But when a county prosecutor sniffed sweetleaf and filed charges against the two gay owners, the hippie utopia turned deadly. Our writer's dramatic re-creation of the five-day standoff documents what really happened. BY DEAN KUIPERS 78 SATURDAY AFTERNOON SMACKDOWN Every fall we hit the play books, and the locker rooms, to pick college football's top dogs. In our 47th annual preview, we separate the winners from the losers. BY GARY COLE 84 SEX ON CAMPUS 2003 Forget about famous professors. Here are answers to all the truly burning questions about today's college campuses. Where do porn companies film XXX reality movies? Which all-girls university runs a bus that students call the Fuck Truck? And what's the real story behind those rumors about the first daughter stripping at Yale bashes? 86 AMBUSHED! Take a peek behind the curtains of the 43rd president's PR machine. A Pulitzer Prize–nominated journalist looks at how Bush's policies have affected the lives of ordinary Americans—and how the seeds of disaster were sown back in W's Texas days. Brace yourself for some disturbing examples of the Bush administration's public policy colliding with the public. BY MOLLY IVINS AND LOU DUBOSE 92 WORKING WITHOUT WIRES Penn and Teller show you the magic of wireless stereos, DVD players and televisions. You can believe your eyes. 121 CENTERFOLDS ON SEX: TERI HARRISON Miss October 2002 had help with her first fellatio attempt—from Sharon Stone. 122 OPEN ALL NIGHT The star of Insomniac boils down years of late-night experience to reveal the nation's best—and strangest—after-hours joints, including a piercing parlor, a gun range, an Elvis shrine and a nude karaoke club. BY DAVE ATTELL 126 20Q JOE ROGAN The new host of The Man Show used to be a martial artist. Now he spars with Comedy Central's female censor about a 370-pound bodybuilder with a blow-up doll. Find out why he won't date a comedienne, hates Robin Williams and pukes from watching Fear Factor. BY ROBERT CRANE FICTION 108 1% The winning story in our 18th annual Playboy College Fiction Contest tracks a biker's quest for revenge after a buddy gets his ass kicked. BY HARDIN YOUNG INTERVIEW 61 O.J. SIMPSON His murder trial was a defining moment in courtroom history. Now the Playboy Interview presents another riveting side to the story—O.J.'s. The Juice discusses his take on the murders, his alleged involvement in an ecstasy-dealing ring and his continued tangles with the law. BY DAVID SHEFF PICTORIALS 72 DEANNA MERRYMAN This daughter of a preacher man broke one of the Ten Commandments with Nascar driver Jeff Gordon. Now she tempts you. 94 PLAYMATE: AUDRA LYNN Our Midwestern girl puts the amber waves in the grain. 130 GIRLS OF THE BIG 10 The best thing about the Big 10 is that it actually offers 11 schools' worth of college girls. NOTES AND NEWS 15 WORLD OF PLAYBOY 16 HANGING WITH HEF Launching Spike TV with Carmen Electra, Ice-T and the Hiltons. 53 THE PLAYBOY FORUM Bush's package, a narcotics reality check and cops who torture. 163 PLAYMATE NEWS Bebe Buell on daughter Liv Tyler's rocking wedding; Lea Thompson's favorite Playmate. DEPARTMENTS 5 PLAYBILL 19 DEAR PLAYBOY 23 AFTER HOURS 42 PLAYBOY TV 44 PLAYBOY.COM 47 MANTRACK 51 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR 106 PARTY JOKES 147 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY 167 ON THE SCENE 168 GRAPEVINE 170 POTPOURRI FASHION 112 THE BRIEF CASE Where does form meet function and your business meet the street? It's in the bag, baby. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS 118 FACE TO FACE New watches are tailored to your specific looks and needs. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS REVIEWS 33 MOVIES Once Upon a Time in Mexico completes the El Mariachi trilogy; Cabin Fever is freaky. 36 MUSIC Rancid smells like a rose; Andrew W.K. parties on. 37 GAMES Rockers Alien Ant Farm review Alter Echo; extraterrestrials attack Eurotrash in Half-Life 2. 38 DVD 20th anniversary edition of Scar-face; a crash course in cult movies. 40 BOOKS New fiction about rednecks; strum a history of the C.F. Martin guitar