Stag November 1981

4 BACKSTAGE AT STAG 6 OPENING UP Nora plays with the U.S. Male 11 THE STAG RAG America's Nookie Newspaper by Dan Gutman 17 JILL MONROE Our newest and lewdest columnist 18 THE ULTIMATE INSIDER Porn news by Marc Stevens 20 ANNIE SPRINKLE STRIPS! Article by Annie Sprinkle 27 LEATHER AND LACE Article by Dan Forescore, President of Concerned Cretins Against Pornography 34 PUSSY PORTRAITS Faces only a man could love 38 LARRY SCHWAB A Stag Interview 43 PATTI JO Pictorial featuring Stag's Angel, P.J. 52 THE STAG GAGS 54 A HOT PICKUP Fiction by Harry Richards 59 STAG'S ANGELS BUST LOOSE IN BULLHEAD CITY Article by Stag's Angel, Robin 66 THE GIRLS OF BAD GIRLS Article by Richard Milner 75 LANA Pictorial featuring Stagdate Lana Sitver 83 HOT NUMBERS Direct contact for swingers 94 SNEAK PREVIEW X-rated reviews by Richard Milner EDITORIAL NOTE PASS THE PISTONS, PLEASE yeah, I could spend this space talking about warm, wet snatches and doing the juices, but I'd rather devote these inches of type to my latest passion. I know, you bought this magazine to find out what's new in nookie. Don't fret, you'll find that inside. But this is the editor's page. The page that belongs to the editor. That means I've got the space of some 600 words to indulge myself. And that's exactly what I intend to do. To hell with the pussy, to hell with the irate letters, to hell with the First Amendment diatribes. What concerns me this month is my latest acquisition—a Citroen SM. I got the car just this weekend and it's a blend of French-Italian craziness. It sports a V-6 Maserati engine bolted into a frame and body that is pure French. It features a body with the aerodynamics of a bullet and an engine with the complexity of a shuttle-shoot. All of which explains why I'm writing about it. I need your help. I got this car by swapping a '67 Austin Healey. The Austin was straight-forwarded English iron-mongory. The SM is as complex as the desires of the French and the Italian. In short, nothing short of bewildering. There aren't a lot of these cars in the States. Best as I can determine, there are slightly over 2,000 of the model. But I'm betting that one of my readers has had experience with these cars. Furthermore, I'm betting that reader will be willing to help out his editor. And help is just what I need. Do you have a service manual for the Citroen SM? Do you know a Citroen dealer? Do you know someone who has a cache of parts for a Citroen SM in his basement? If so, please write or call me. I need to hear from you. For I'm holding title to a car that is more complex than Rubik's Cube. My personal piston plea out of the way, let me introduce this month's shattering issue. To open it, we have none other than Annie Sprinkle. The Queen of Kink is pictured on page 20 in her very first stage appearance. As hard as it is to believe, with all that Annie has done, that night on the stage of the Casino Royale in Pittsburgh was her very first time as a stripper. Additionally, we have another treat for you in the centerfold. After Tanya broke the ice with her incredible shaved snatch in the October issue, dear P.J. insisted that she have a turn at turning you guys on. She's there for the taking on page 43. You guys are getting more pussy than you deserve. We also have exclusive coverage of Svetlana's new movie, Bad Girls, and Milner's pick of the best fuck films of '81 starting on page 94. Also in the porn field, we have an interview with Larry Schawb, the man who runs an acting school for porn people. If all of that isn't enough, think of me, your lowly editor. I'm saddled with a car I don't understand. Search your driveways, your garages and find me someone who knows the Citroen SM. The first reader to give me any sort of help will get a FREE Stag T-shirt and an autographed photo of our own Nora. What better bribe could I offer?