Swank # 28, Holiday 1999

6 Mila What a way to open up! 14 Letter Read 'em and let your joy stick weep. 18 Emma Bend over and spread! 26 Holli Woods Space nerds in lust! 28 Sandy & Cindy (Covergirls) Take a picture-It'll last longer! 36 Tat fot Tit A primer for her first tattoo! 39 Cassandra She's the star of your wet dream! 46 Tales of the Unexplained: Unusual Falling Objects Heads up! There's a flank steak at midnite! 50 Ashley & Sean It's the Insane Clown Pussy! 58 Quickies Run for your lives, it's a sex bomb! 61 Mischel A bitchin' beach babe bares her butt! 68 Star Struck The birthday orgy continues! 70 Bad Girl Winner: Barbara You voted this lovely #1! 78 Gabrielle Sweet shaved beaver! 84 XXX-Mas Cheer For your holiday cartoon jollies! 86 Lindsey Too cute to be this nasty! 97 Swank's Pranks Party stoppers guaranteed as panty droppers! 98 Flixx of the Month A virtual Pornocopia! 102 Julia A hard bodied hottie in heat! 111 Zenna Mouth watering breasts! 176 Kirsty & Kelvin We dig chick's with specs! EDITORIAL NOTE Aquick year in review without getting on any kind of political or social soapbox: some good things happened, some bad things happened and some things stayed the same. Sounds pretty normal. Hopefully for you, the good outweighed the bad. If not, take a minute—things could be worse! You could be lost in the Himalayas or eating fruitcake or something! Right now, you've got Swank—things are pretty damn good! But they only get better! Will you get what you ask for this year? Who knows! In an effort to thwart all of those who refuse to give you what you want, we have assembled an absolutely perfect set of women to fulfill your greatest wish list! They're better than eggnog with lighter fluid or that yellow sweater from your bearded aunt who smells like tapioca! So, let's meet the girls who want to unwrap their very special gifts for you in this extra special holiday issue! First up, Mila, Emma, Zenna and Cassandra make the holiday season that much greater by spreading cheer, joy and their legs! Think of having or Gabrielle waiting for you under the tree on Christmas morning! Miss the hot summer months? Imagine seeing Mischel at your local beach! Warm up some more with the lovely Julia in a blistering desert photo scene! See Sandy crash Cindy's exclusive photo shoot—you won't mind! Watch Ashley & Sean clown around! We're seeing red (and pink) and you will, too when you see Lindsey deal with her cabin fever! Kirsty & Kelvin round things out with a hot dick smokin' scene! And, ladies and gentlemen, here she is—Barbara—Swank's Annual Bad Girl Winner! And just when you thought we ran out of gifts—there's a special XXX-mas holiday cartoon section full of festive debauchery! While you're at it, check out Unexplained, where some of the weirdest things fall from the sky and we don't mean reindeer shit! Marylin and Holli give you an inside view of porn life, and believe us, it's everything you think it is! Don't forget our Readers' Letters and, as always, see what's new and exciting in the world of porn cinema in our XXX Reviews. Happy Holidays! —The Editors