Swank # 38, October 2000

6 Ashlyn Brooks Fuck the camera, make love to me! 14 Letters Real smut from our readers! L;:d ) 18 Lilly &Lacey Bare-assed bathing beauties! 26 Orally Fixated Givin' a good lickin'! 30 Daisy Wanna see her little pink flower? 38 Quickies Porno weather, broken dicks and last meals! 42 Yvonne (Covergirl) She's waiting for you! 50 Tales Of The Unexplained Sick, twisted shit! 54 Sophie & Tony Fantastic futuristic fucking! 68 Lana A bite-size lovely! 74 Piercing Yet another hoe for your chick! 77 Sonia Tall grass, great ass! 82 How To Pick A Horror Flick Scare her out of her pants! 84 Jordan (Centerfold) Our sexy, sinful centerfold! 97 Swank's Pranks More monkeyshines and tomfoolery! 98 Top 10 XXX Video Review Smut flicks reviewed for your pleasure! 102 Ali & John Raw and nasty! 115 Stephany All alone and asking for it! 177 Debbie & Lee Some real filthy pies! Editorial Note We weren't even in the car for 40 seconds and my short friend starts in with his usual condescending tone: "Are we taking the tunnel home? Take it—it's the next left." My reply: "I got it, don't worry." His reply, slightly more arrogant: "There it is, turn left. You missed it. Make the next left." Me, less gracious: "Shut up, I got it." Him, a little angrier: "You can still make this left and swing around." Me, slightly ticked: "We're not taking the fucking tunnel. We're taking the bridge." Him, again, overbearing: "The tunnel's the easiest way, just make a left." Me, less than happy: "Thanks Magellan, we're taking the bridge. When you fucking drive, we'll take your way." Him, like a little bitch: "I have to go to work tomorrow—it's already late." Me, unfazed: "So do I, shut the fuck up already." We made it home in 20 minutes flat. Obviously easier to find than the tunnel is Jordan, Ashlyn Brooks, Debbie and Lee. Check it out as Daisy, Sonia, Yvonne and Lily and Lacy show you the way to happiness! Then, see Stephany, All and Sophie and Tony make it as hot and nasty as it gets! Speaking of nasty, some people's home design tastes leave a lot to be desired. Dead bodies in the kitchen cabinets and backyard? Tacky and disgusting! Read all about serial slayer John Christie in Unexplained's "Cupboard Full of Corpses!" Back to the living, we have a valuable feature, "Orally Fixated" for when you go, you know, down there. It's all about eating out and not for the sake of keeping the kitchen clean! Hey, while you're perusing the pussy, maybe convince her to get a little labia jewelry! Everything you wanted to know about getting your lover "Pierced: Give Your Girl Another Hole!" And in the spirit of Halloween, learn how to pick out the right horror flick to scare the pants off of you and hopefully your chick! All this, plus Quickies, Jokes, Letters, Holli and our smokin' XXX Reviews! —The Editors