Swank # 39, November 2000

6 AlexaIf only everything started this way!14 LettersFrom our naughty readers to you! 18 Nicole & Nikki Two girls, one dildo—you figure out the rest! 30 On The Set Sin City's "Raging Pink!" You coulda been a cuntender! 33 Michelle She made her bed—now she'll fuck in it! 40 Tales Of The Unexplained This guy lacked some severe social skills! 44 Liz A tropical trim treat! 54 Bill & Mummy Yup. Shoulda been an archaeologist! 66 The Body Farm Old MacDonald had a corpse! 72 Emmie Plaid, pink and horny! 78 Nude Beaches Where to find your local surfside skin shows! 81 Monique Naughty little girl! 86 Quickies You can't make this shit up! 88 Cypress Hotter than the sun! 97 Swank's Pranks Funnier than a jug of monkeys! 98 XXX Reviews Fuck flicks you have to see! 102 Avril She's airing everything 110 Ashley & John The right tool for the right hole, er, job! 176 Alana & Lindsey The perfect ending! Editorial Note Many years ago, my friend and I decided to run for president and treasurer of our senior class as a gag. We had no positions on all those "tough" high school issues and we didn't really care. We didn't put up any posters or ads. We didn't make any grand speeches and, in fact, we didn't say much at all. A real struggle, right? For whatever reason, we won. He was the president, I was the treasurer. From the get-go, we had our detractors. The first thing out of one teacher's mouth was, "So much for good taste." I'm sure in the of teacher's lounge it was, "Those two assholes won? Fuck that!" Well, if she could only see where I work today! Of course, she can't, because the last I heard, she was out on some "retreat" (translated: mental ward) in the Ukraine. No shit. That's what you get for being so fucking smug—eh, crazy?! So much for good taste indeed! Well, in all reality, good taste, excuse me, great taste exists right here in the pages of Swank! Check it out as Alexa, Emmie, Michelle, Monique and Liz debut with the utmost in style! See Avril, Alana and Lindsey turn in some truly breathtaking porn! Then, Bill and Mummy break all the rules on their Egyptian fuck and suck fest! In Unexplained, never one for being a stickler to the rules, the story of mass murderer Donald "Pee-Wee" Gaskins is a shocker! Sent to prison for over 110 gruesome murders and the first thing he does is kill again! Seems to be a pattern! For the rest of us, there are certain rules of etiquette, especially when it comes to proper behavior on a nude beach. Check out all the do's and don'ts in "Beach Blanket Bango!" But wait, the rules for a porn movie set are even better! See how things fare for Zoe and the rest of the Sin City crew in our On-TheSet for Raging Pink! All this plus, Quickies, Pranks, Letters and our XXX Reviews! The Editors