Swank # 78, November 2003

6 Amberlina (Covergirl) What's tight, blonde, and pink? 16 Letters A thousand words worth of filth! 19 Lara & Dean Suckin' cock and stuffin' pussy! 30 50 Hottest TV Chicks The best boob tube boobies! 34 Patti Three words: anal dildo action! 40 The Deck Is Stacked And You Lose Serial killers never play fair! 44 Dana & Sadie Girl juice, girl juice, everywhere! 54 Jizz Bizz Blowjobs, anal, and contracts! 57 Amber Rain Ready for the dicky 64 Tales Of The Unexplained: Sleep Light Buried alive = not cool! 68 Teen Of The Month: Jasmin Wanna be her first? 76 Senor Swanky Where it's at! 80 Kerri & Sommer DocksideGunny! 88 How To: Sex Outside Why don't we do it in the road? 91 Cassidey Flexible and horny! 100 Horny Devils Sinfully funny jokes! 103 Christie Tits to die for! 112 Quickies Truly dumb and dumberer! 114 Kianna & Steve Can't get wetter than this! 120 FliXXX Grab yer tissues! 184 Sin Twins They've got all the answers! 187 Julie & Ben Unwinding with two holes filled! Editorial Note You know what the best part about the world of porn is? Yeah, the fucking, but there's more! It's the fact that any girl—from the most innocent looking 18-year-old to the hottest, most fuck-worthy slut can participate in it! You take a look anywhere—a mall, a concert, a bar—and pick out all the girls who could be in porn, and realize that, chances are, fuck like a porn star anyway! Ah, the mind boggles! With that in mind, I give to you the girls of Swank! From A-Z, one to one million, we've got something for everybody! Check out Amberlina, Kianna, Patti, and Amber and tell me they aren't the very definition of perfect porn pussy! Or, how about Jasmin, Cassidy, Kerri and Sommer? These girls were made for this! And you just can't miss Christie, Julie, Dana and Sadie! That would be the biggest mistake of your life! Actually, burying someone alive would be the biggest mistake—of their lives! See, this used to happen a lot way back when, but it still happens and the results are nasty! This one's not for the faint of heart—check out Tales of the Unexplained 's "Sleep Light" and never sleep again! You know what else is bad? Being possessed by the devil! Sure, they make cute little movies about it, but when it's real, it's not so funny! Real stories of true exorcisms in "Devil In a Blue Dress!" Hey, let's cool off a little—let's talk about the hottest girl in television history! Who would make it on your list? Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies? You sick freak! You'll wax something more than nostalgia over our boob tube sex queens! Oh, and so not to leave anyone out, (and to prove we haven't gone soft) we've got an amazing list of Serial Killers for you! Horrible minds yield insane acts—these guys and gals are the sickest people in the world! Check it out! All this, plus Senor Swanky, Stuff, Quickies, Letters, FIiXXX, How To, Jizz Bizz, Sin Twins, and waaaaay more! —The Editors