Velvet January 1982

6 SNATCHES A complete menu of bad taste 20 RED CHINESE Lai Mi doesn't seem to be hiding anything, but let's look closer Photos Dave Auerbach 26 SCOOP! TAKE MY VELVET. PLEASE!! Comic Henny Youngman's lampoons of men's mags Photos Jeff Riley 32 RED-LIGHT FOLLIES The Hooker's Ball is dead, but long live the photo memories Photos Clay Geerdes, Dave Patrick 36 EXCLUSIVE! RAIDERS SUPERSTAR KAREN ALLEN UNVEILED! VELVET is the first to bring you proof of why Hollywood's hottest item since Bo makes "10" a small number CelebPeek PJ Reshen 42 SAN FRANCISCO'S MOST NOTORIOUS SEX SHOW VELVET Visits the Mitchell Brothers' live porn emporium the O'Farrell Theater Photos Rita Mandelman 48 LYDIA LUNCH Anti-music's sluttiest advocate opens her twisted mind for VELVET Interview Chris Marlowe 52 BLUE CAMISOLE Our centerfold looks good under anyone Photos Stephen Hicks 86 SPECIAL PHOTO FEATURE! VELVET'S HOLIDAY BIZARRE! Our annual office orgy is an open affair Photos Studio Krowe 98 OPEN FOR XMAS Krissi is eager to see what you have for her. Photos POM Agency 104 SHOCKER! WENDY O. WILLIAMS' PORN PING PONG PERFORMANCE Punk rock's famous female explodes on the porn screen. 106 SAMANTHA FOX: PORN'S GRANDEST DAME At the top of the porn heap and getting higher. Photos Bruce Kennedy 113 FOX HUNT 117 EROTIC MOVIES 134 SWING SCENE 138 LAST LAUGH DEPARTMENTS 5 Write On! 11 Candy's Box 13 PublicSex 15 SexScope 17 SexTabs