Velvet December 1984

2 MORNING MUFF She gets him up early! Photos by POM. 13 FILTHY FEEDBACK Our readers get down and dirty. 14 QUICKIES Titty Fruity, Santa's Cumming, and more. 16 A DIRTY MIND Cartoons by Revilo. 19 VELVET'S HOTLINE Turn on to tit-fucking. 23 RUBY She's ripe and ready Photos by POM. 28 DIRTY TALK "Women call me with their secrets.” Report by Michael Starr 32 FROZEN STIFF Snowy snatch gets cold cocked. Photos by Shirley Cesari. 40 VELVET'S VIDEOTAPE XXXTRAVAGANZA! Win a VCR... or a porn tape in our special X-rated video offer. 43 NAUGHTY GIRL Patricia's your dish for December. 48 "OPEN ME FIRST" Three-way Yule action. Photos by Kenneth Brewster. 55 VELVET'S NATIONWIDE SWINGERS GUIDE A bonus pull-out magazine. 88 EERIE EROTICA Mind-boggling sex art by Igal Dar. 92 SLURPING IT UP And we don't just mean champagne! Photos by Suze Randall. 100 EROTIC FANTASY Alley cunts ravish a salesman. Photos by Kenneth Brewster. 110 EROTIC MOVIES Dick-stiffeners and shit-shovelers. 113 SWINGING COUPLE OF THE MONTH Mattress slammers from the Windy City. Photos by Shirley Cesari. 132 CUNT FU They Fuck for Kicks. Photos by Bernd Mueller.