Velvet December 1993

6 BIMBOS & BITS Harlem's Hot-to-Trotters 8 HORSIN' AROUND Honey Rides Low in the Saddle! 16 DEAR RACQUEL Pussy-Pettin' Penmen! 18 BLONDE LUST Carol and Carole Are a True Love Match! 28 FEEDBACK Strokes of the Pen! 30 BECKY SUNSHINE Beach-Blanket Bimbo! 38 FANTASY MAIL She Fucks, You Know! 40 SCIENCE IS READY TO 'ENGINEER' YOUR CHILDREN! Geneticists Are Already "Pharming" Mutants! Special Report by Dr. Dawes Jamison 46 STUD FOR HIRE His Lip-Smackin' Cock Rose Higher Too! 62 "I'M YOUR PERSONAL REAL ESTATE!" Raunchy Realtors Put Up a Century 69 Sign! 68 CODY Our Centerspread Is Wild, Bill 78 UP TO MY NECK All She Wanted Was Just a Little Head! Fiction by Dan Thomas 82 BARBI'S BLIND DATE Ms. Dahl's Companion Shows Up Nude! 92 DON'S DELICIOUS DISTRACTION Lynda Keeps His Eyes Off the Headlines! 102 AMATEUR VIDEO The King of Cock! 104 MARLA Our Naughty Neighbor Sniffs Jockey Shorts! 140 TAWNY Tingles For Turgid Tool! IN THIS ISSUE BOY, DO WE SUCK BIG TIME! That's right, VELVET blows it every month! Readers continue to remind us how much we really suck! And this issue is no different, except that we suck bigger than usual. In fact, you could call this our Special Oral Issue because we've got more cocksucking and cunt-slurping than ever! In "Stud For Hire" (page 46), a cock-eyed cutie really bites the big one! In "Don's Delicious Distraction" (page 92), Don can't keep his prick out of Lynda's mouth, or his tongue out of her cunt. And in both "Blonde Lust" (page 18) and "Barbi's Blind Date" (page 82), you'll swear these lezzies couldn't keep their faces dry if their lives depended on it. And though our single sex-girls Honey, Becky Sunshine, Centerspread Cooze Cody, Naughty Neighbor Marla and tool-tramp Tawny don't have a cock or cunt nearby to suck on, you know they'd do it in a minute. The succulent lip service continues in our sex report on raunchy realtors, "I'm Your Personal Real Estate," which blows the lid off women who'll get down on all fours to sell you a house. And Dan Thomas's newest fiction, "Up To My Neck," will make your lips wet when you read how carnal Carla will swallow anything. You'll certainly gulp (air) and swallow (in horror) when you read this month's report about Transgenics: the science of creating mutant strains of animals and humans by DNA transference. This is not, we repeat. NOT science fiction. This is fact! "Science Is Ready to 'Engineer' Your Children!" So sit back and let us go down easy! When you're finished, you'll surely say, "Boy, do you guys suck big-time"